Many people ask me why I long for Arizona so. How could you not when it has crystals, mushrooms, cowboys, deserts, cacti, and U.F.O.s?

i imagine lipstick prints on your cigarettes and your lungs full of soot.

i want to have dark hair and sharp eyebrows and red lipstick and be a sexy ganga mama, but i'm forever cursed to be cute and a clown.

Olaliola

i am a harem pants people

Tea Parties and Ghosts: the work of ud0n

I WAS SEDUCED BY DJARUM BLACKS, CHAIN-SMOKED CAMELS WITH RUSSIANS, SHARED AMERICAN SPIRITS WITH DRUNK HIPSTERS, ROLLED SPLIFFS WHEN I WAS LONELY, FLIRTED WITH FANTASIAS, GOT BROKE WITH PALL MALLS, AND NOW I PUFF ON COWBOY KILLERS