i live in a tea aquarium filled with koi and mushrooms. i spit bubbles and poop rainbows. i actually don’t have a mind, just a heart, a soul, and specially programmed robots to do my thinking and working for me. my robots run on sushi, good vibes and alcohol. once a month they hold meetings to plan my destruction, but if they get too fiesty i just get em super stoned so dey ferget.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
"Do you believe in/support all religions?"
i respect people who truly follow paths they believe in. if you’re going to be something, fully be it. don’t tell me you’re a christian but cheat on your wife. tell me you’re a christian and fucking dance and go ape shit for jesus. give homeless people loaves of bread and fish. if you’re going to be something, be it, and be the best of it. that’s when i support religions. people who truly believe in something with their whole lives and practice for the betterment of themselves and to help others. i don’t support any religion used for the wrong reasons. i don’t support religion that is a tool for hate. i don’t support religion that lies or is greedy.
as far as beliefs, i believe in myself. i believe in the universe. i believe in love. i believe that there may be a great power and that there may not. it may be a man, or a woman, or many people, or all things, or us, or a gay-black-old Democrat, or a pink sparkly unicorn and it wouldn’t make a difference to me. whatever happens in the end, i’m always as sweet as I can be in the present because that’s what i do. i believe in create and i loathe destroy. i sort of have my own religion that draws from everything i love and myself.
as far as beliefs, i believe in myself. i believe in the universe. i believe in love. i believe that there may be a great power and that there may not. it may be a man, or a woman, or many people, or all things, or us, or a gay-black-old Democrat, or a pink sparkly unicorn and it wouldn’t make a difference to me. whatever happens in the end, i’m always as sweet as I can be in the present because that’s what i do. i believe in create and i loathe destroy. i sort of have my own religion that draws from everything i love and myself.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Gods and Goddesses
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Buddha, The Holy Mushroom, Krishna and Ganesh and Kali and Shiva, Gaia, Love, The Goddess of Grunge, The One, The Lady, The Earth, Humanity, Acid, The Moon, Compassion, Myself, and The Big Glitter in the Sky.
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