i live in a tea aquarium filled with koi and mushrooms.  i spit bubbles and poop rainbows.  i actually don’t have a mind, just a heart, a soul, and specially programmed robots to do my thinking and working for me.  my robots run on sushi, good vibes and alcohol.  once a month they hold meetings to plan my destruction, but if they get too fiesty i just get em super stoned so dey ferget.